Pokud bychom se stali psychiatrickým pacientem, dostavili bychom se (nebo byli dostaveni) do ordinace psychiatra. Co bychom v ordinaci viděli ? Uprostřed ordinace by stál stůl, ale viděli bychom stůl ? Za stolem by stálo křeslo, ale viděli bychom křeslo ? Do ordinace by dopadalo denní světlo oknem, ale viděli bychom okno ?
Nemáme ponětí, co bychom viděli. Možná bychom viděli stůl, křeslo a okno, možná bychom viděli hrocha, žirafu a medvídka koalu, možná bychom viděli něco jiného. I kdyby nám psychiatr vysvětloval, že toto je stůl, tamto je křeslo a támhleto je okno, jak si můžeme být jistí, že má pravdu ?
V psychiatrické ordinaci se nacházíme už déle než rok. Psychiatr nám vysvětluje, jaký je svět. Pokládá desky se zdravotním záznamem na hrocha, sedá si na žirafu a otevírá medvídka koalu. Nechápeme, proč to dělá. Když se ho zeptáme, mluví o demokracii. A taky o naší ochraně. Světu psychiatra nerozumíme.
Na deskách je napsáno „Programové prohlášení vlády“. Mysleli jsme si, že obstojíme v konkurenci dalších vyspělých zemí a dlouhodobě si zajistíme bezpečnou existenci a stále rostoucí životní úroveň. Nechápeme, proč konkurenci ztrácíme a proč jsme ve stále větším nebepečí a proč nám klesá životní úroveň. Mysleli jsme si, že nebudeme žít na dluh. Nechápeme, proč jsme stále zadluženější. Mysleli jsme si, že budeme mít kde bydlet a že naše děti budou mít dobré vzdělání. Nechápeme, proč bydlení ztrácíme a proč jsou naše děti stále hloupější. Mysleli jsme si, že náš život ve stáří bude důstojný. Nechápeme, proč je naše stáří stále beznadějnější. Mysleli jsme si, že psychiatr bude otevřený a transparentní a že nám nebude lhát. Nechápeme, proč se psychiatr šklebí a proč nám lže, že to medvídka koalu nebolí. Mysleli jsme si spoustu dalších věcí a bojíme se, co dalšího psychiatr položí na hrocha.
Spolkneme lež a další prášek na zklidnění. Psychiatr odstrčí žirafu, zavře medvídka koalu a bouchne pěstí do hrocha:
„Jsem koaliční psychiatr ! Je ve mně pět psychiatrů, takže zastupuji širokou skupinu obyvatel. Hájím zájmy všech občanů České republiky. I vaše zájmy, holoto !“
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